The top scorer at Luton Town was not allowed to celebrate his promotion with teammates in Las Vegas.
Luton’s bouncers are coming out to play in the town of Malice, and Premier League defenders best be ready when Elijah Adebayo and Carlton Morris begin knocking on doors. The Hatters’ twin forwards supplied the explosive push as English football’s greatest boomerang finished the team’s 31-year journey from top flight to non-League and back again, as 40,000 fans chanted along to The Jam’s No. 1 hit from 40 years ago.
Luton deserves to be back in the elite orbit, even with the loss of captain Tom Lockyer, whose mysterious collapse was a terrifying detour from the £180 million in wealth at risk. Though their energy, vitality, and shameless directness may not get them very far against the elite, on Thursday the players will embark on an end-of-term binge in Las Vegas thanks to their Malice in Wonderland plot.
Morris, the team’s top scorer, will be left behind since Imogen, his fiancée, is expected to give birth in a few weeks. However, he is savoring the opportunity to frighten the nobility when Luton’s peasants are let loose on the dance floor in August.Having scored 31 goals and received 20 yellow cards this season between him and Adebayo, Morris issued the following warning: “We do need some looking after (by defenders) – Eli was excellent today, and it’s important to have an effective spine of the team.”
Luton deserves to be back in the elite orbit, even with the loss of captain Tom Lockyer, whose mysterious collapse was a terrifying detour from the £180 million in wealth at risk. Though their energy, vitality, and shameless directness may not get them very far against the elite, on Thursday the players will embark on an end-of-term binge in Las Vegas thanks to their Malice in Wonderland plot.
Morris, the team’s top scorer, will be left behind since Imogen, his fiancée, is expected to give birth in a few weeks. However, he is savoring the opportunity to frighten the nobility when Luton’s peasants are let loose on the dance floor in August.Having scored 31 goals and received 20 yellow cards this season between him and Adebayo, Morris issued the following warning: “We do need some looking after (by defenders) – Eli was excellent today, and it’s important to have an effective spine of the team.”
“In the routine of the good cop/bad cop Even though I’m the evil cop, we complement one another and have attributes in common. We work well together as a team, so it’s not like two large men are in each other’s way. My wife’s due date is June 15, so I won’t be traveling to Vegas. In any case, this is a significant month for me—I won’t soon forget that it’s a boy.
